Two of my favorite things! Nathan Fox + Wolverine = an awesome cover, from the Marvel Universe Too What if?
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Jokes for Kids!
Customer: Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: That’s not a fly, it’s a little piece of potato.
Customer: Really?
Waiter: No, it’s a cockroach.
Customer: Well what's it doing in my soup?
Waiter: the backstroke.
Customer: Really?
Waiter: No, it's giving birth. See the millions of tiny cockroaches pouring out of the egg sac on the end of its abdomen?
Customer: Yes.
[the waiter and customer stare at the baby cockroaches swimming around]
Customer: Look, I hate to seem rude, but . . .
Waiter: Let me guess: you'd like a new bowl.
Customer: No, I'd like you to take a bath. You smell awful.
ADVANCED JOKE-TELLING ADVICE: When you get to the part where the baby cockroaches crawl out, do a little cockroach dance, and maybe pretend the baby cockroaches are tickling the person you're telling the joke to. Perhaps they're even crawling down the person's shirt collar and into their pants? Your call.
My new slogan
Via this isn't happiness and the creative review, which has an interesting article that asks advertising experts what their favorite slogans are. One of my favorite slogans is the emblem of Captain Nemo: Mobilis in Mobili, which is latin for moving amidst mobility. I wish I had a slogan. Brainstorming right now.
Samuel L. Ipsum
Tired of the same old latin Lorem Ipsum placeholder text? Try some Samuel L. motherfucking placeholder text, motherfucker! Check out the site here.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Jokes for Kids!
Customer: I’d like a pair of alligator shoes.
Clerk: Okay, what size does your alligator wear?
Customer: No, no. I want shoes made of alligator.
(Clerk gives customer a long stare.)
Clerk: You make me sick.
Jokes for Kids!
Q: What kind of party do bases go to?
A: A very boring party, because there are only four of them, and they spend the whole time complaining about how people walk all over them with cleats on.
Lulu
Over at the AV Club, Jason Heller reviewed Lou Reed and Metallic's bizarre tag team album Lulu. I don't want to ruin it for you, but I would like to excerpt the perfectly crafted simile with which Heller begins his review:
"Like an iceberg deciding to start a band with the Titanic, Lou Reed’s team-up with Metallica seemed disastrous from its inception."
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