Look at me, I'm writing about the mundane details of my life, because this is a REAL BLOG

I'm going to Massachusetts this weekend with Jen to visit her brother, Mike. Mike's moving back home from Denmark. You know how it is: You move to Denmark for the great surfing, but then you find out you're allergic to Nutella, so you have to go back home to the maple farm.

Mike has a young daughter, Mollie, and while Jen and I were at Disneyworld we bought Mollie a giant, awesome stuffed animal. I'm excited to give it to her. If she doesn't like it, I'll take it. Also, I bought her a nice Brooks Brothers summer suit in a 42R. If she doesn't like it, I'll trade it for a giant stuffed animal which I'll keep myself.