Hunter S. Thompson Article Titles

Hunter S. Thompson is a great writer. How great? Just the titles of his articles are better than most novels. Seriously, try to to write a novel that lives up to any one of these titles:

I Slit My Own Eyeballs

The New Dumb

The Scum of the Earth

Fat Men on Horseback

Wooing the Degenerate Vote

The Weak and the Weird

Orgy of the Dead

The Garden of Agony

Meat Sickness

Where were you when the Fun Stopped?

Bad Nerves in Fat City