Success is when self-delusion becomes reality.
Disillusion is when self-delusion gives way to reality.
Successful people mold reality to fit their delusions.
Happy people accept reality.
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About Me
- Doogie Horner
- I'm a comedian, writer, and graphic designer. Learn more at www.doogiehorner.com Lick my tweets at https://twitter.com/DoogieHorner
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- New Year's Resolutions
- Holiday Jokes
- I know it's been said before, but I'll say it agai...
- Via Hey Oscar Wilde! Illustrated by Chris Ware, sc...
- The King: Las Vegas, 1970. Via Magnificent Ruin
- Nick Cave
- Sexy Banana, from Everything Explained Through Flo...
- Conservation status: Least Concern, via Wikipedia
- the Green Knight
- "The true delight is in the finding out rather tha...
- Love poem
- Christmas Tragedies
- 12/24/11
- I'll be home for Christmas.
- Spacemen fighting giant insects
- How tall is Tom Cruise? The AWL examines the shift...
- Twitter getting bitter?
- the Nutracker/Die Hard mashup
- No title
- Take this with you! It's the head of Union General...
- Available as a kit [!] from Katie Kutthroat on Etsy.
- Still the best Joker.
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- Billin' like a villain, via generic eric
- Socks
- "In every work of genius we recognize our own reje...
- Mad Honey
- Another Banksy
- Famous comics emailing angrily
- Phinally I'm a real Philebrity, it's ophicial.
- Murray and Thompson, where the buffalo roam. Via Y...
- Drawing by Leonard Robert Brightwell
- Ambigram
- Frank Sinatra has a Cold
- via Ffffound
- new Banksy
- via Always Intense. BTW, I M DLOD RITE NOW. LKAB.
- the Ministry of Secret Jokes: Holiday Secrets
- The Symbolism Survey
- Han Solo's gun! via Tomorrow Started. You can tell...
- via Ffffound
- Black Belt Jones, sucka!
- via Robot in Disguise
- Success
- via Yimmy's Yayo
- I am Santa Claus
- Abandonment [the pair], 1895, by Toulouse-Lautrec
- Poetic Engrish [or Chinglish, take your pick] avai...
- Kermit and Jim, via If Charlie Parker was a Gunsli...
- via Julia Segal
- New word! Drawn by Doogie.
- Photo by Jenny Drumgoole. That is one badass littl...
- via the Bluth Company
- Kurt Cobain to-do list
- Take a look, it's in a Quook.
- I like when people buy flasks as gifts for others....
- Don't fuck with nerds! Via Ffffound
- Stephen Hawking: Time Travel?
- Facial Hair Fun
- via Yimmy's Yayo
- General Fabulous
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