Krispy Kreme Kommercial

A commercial set. We see camera tracks, sound man with boom, scaffolding, a painted backdrop of clouds.
DOOGIE stands in a suit, gingerly holding a doughnut.
The camera ZOOMS IN so all the extra stuff is hidden.
An ASSISTANT leans in with a clapboard.

ASSISTANT
Okay, Krispy Kreme tastes like a dream, take 1. ACTION!

Zippy music plays in the background.
The camera starts to TRACK BACKWARDS.
Doogie starts walking towards the camera, with a happy spring in his step.

DOOGIE
[sings]
Boy, it certainly is a dream, to nom nom delicious Krispy Kr—

Doogie suddenly trips and falls.

DOOGIE
Ah! Gah!

The camera continues to TRACK BACK

DOOGIE
Stop! Cut!

ASSISTANT [o.s.]
I don’t know how to stop it!

The camera tracks so far back we can see all the scaffolding, extras—it’s clearly tracked too far.

ASSISTANT [o.s.]
Look out! Run away camera!

The camera tracks back and reveals a bunch of STAGE HANDS standing around, eating a box of KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS.

STAGE HAND #1
These are delicious.

STAGE HAND #2
If I could marry this doughnut, I would.

STAGE HAND #3
Mmmmmm.