Wednesday, September 5, 2012

My Visit to L.A.: a One Act Play

Doogie walks into a deli in Los Angeles.

Doogie:
Hi, I’d like to buy a sandwich.

Guy behind counter:
Okay, can I see your resume?

Doogie:
Excuse me?

Guy behind counter:
Have you ever bought a sandwich on TV?

Doogie:
No.

Guy behind counter:
Nothing? Not even any extras work in a Subway commercial? 

Doogie:
No.

Guy behind counter:
Do you at least have a snack agent?

Doogie:
No.

Guy behind counter:
Well look, I don’t want you to starve. I’ve heard they have sandwiches in Oregon, give that a shot. Next!

Steve Buscemi pushes Doogie out of the way.

Steve Buscemi:
[something funny]

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