Doogie walks into a deli in Los Angeles.
Hi, I’d like to buy a sandwich.
Guy behind counter:
Okay, can I see your resume?
Doogie:
Excuse me?
Guy behind counter:
Have you ever bought a sandwich on TV?
Doogie:
No.
Guy behind counter:
Nothing? Not even any extras work in a Subway commercial?
Doogie:
No.
Guy behind counter:
Do you at least have a snack agent?
Doogie:
No.
Guy behind counter:
Well look, I don’t want you to starve. I’ve heard they have sandwiches in Oregon, give that a shot. Next!
Steve Buscemi pushes Doogie out of the way.
Steve Buscemi:
[something funny]
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