Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I only talk to people in the hopes that they'll make an offhand reference to one of my many accomplishments.

Me: Hey, how's that cupcake?
Friend: It's pretty sweet.
Me: How sweet is it?
Friend: Almost as sweet as that 360 you just did on your skateboard.
Me: [mission accomplished] Well, see you later.

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