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Which one is the real pug? My friend said it was the big one but I think it's the little one can you please settle this argument for us it's tearing our friendship apart thanks.
It's pretty obviously the big one Cassie so shutup.
Jennie I think it's the little one and I think we can still be friends it's okay to disagree about stuff.
Thank you for giving me permission to disagree about stuff. I will do that right now and disagree that we can still be friends I don't want to be friends with a dummy who can't even tell a bobble head dog from a real one.
What's a bobble head?
Look in the mirror.
Hey Jennie I just looked in the mirror and do you know what I saw? A person with feelings. Someone who deserves better than you. And in the distance, out the window, shimmering in the haze I saw a better future. I'm sorry you won't be there to share it with me.
The last time I tried to "share" something with you it was a pizza and you ate like the whole thing.Bobble head.
Cassie, you're right, the little pug is the real one.
I KNEW IT SEE I TOLD YOU! Doogie it is nice to know who my real friends are and you are one of them what kind of ice cream do you like? My favorite flavor is birthday cake with Fritos crumbled on top. How did I learn that Fritos taste good on ice cream? Well it's a funny story: my grandpa accidentally crumbled a bunch on top of my ice cream because he has a weird disease that makes him shake a lot. I didn't want to make him feel bad so I said, "Thank you pee-paw," and ate it and GUESS WHAT??? it tasted great.
I hope you two bobbleheads are happy together.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nUz34iQDuU
I love that song!
OMG, me too!
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