Sunday, September 20, 2009

Everything Explained Through Flowcharts: the movie!

The following is an excerpt from the Everything Explained Through Flowcharts movie script, currently under development.

EXT. POLICE PRECINCT--NIGHT
The gritty city skyline crouches in the background like a hungry animal.

Grizzled Captain (O.S.)
You’ve gone too far this time, Maverick!

Maverick (O.S.)
What can I say boss, I’m a maverick!

INT. CAPTAIN'S OFFICE--NIGHT
The Captain paces the room angrily. Maverick is sitting on a horse on top of the Captain’s desk.

Grizzled Captain
Reckless endangerment, destroying public property, excessive force--

Maverick
(gesturing to the horse)
Captain, you’re upsetting Maude.

Grizzled Captain
And get that damn horse off my desk!

Maverick flicks the horse’s reigns and he and Maude leap through the captain’s closed window, shattering the glass.

Grizzled Captain (cont.)
(shaking his fists)
Damn you Maverick!

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