Thursday, July 26, 2012
Krispy Kreme Kommercial
DOOGIE stands in a suit, gingerly holding a doughnut.
The camera ZOOMS IN so all the extra stuff is hidden.
An ASSISTANT leans in with a clapboard.
Okay, Krispy Kreme tastes like a dream, take 1. ACTION!
Zippy music plays in the background.
The camera starts to TRACK BACKWARDS.
Doogie starts walking towards the camera, with a happy spring in his step.
Boy, it certainly is a dream, to nom nom delicious Krispy Kr—
Doogie suddenly trips and falls.
The camera continues to TRACK BACK
I don’t know how to stop it!
The camera tracks so far back we can see all the scaffolding, extras—it’s clearly tracked too far.
Look out! Run away camera!
The camera tracks back and reveals a bunch of STAGE HANDS standing around, eating a box of KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS.
STAGE HAND #1
These are delicious.
STAGE HAND #2
If I could marry this doughnut, I would.
STAGE HAND #3