INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A PATIENT sits on the examination table, waiting for the doctor. The DOCTOR walks in. He looks like a normal doctor--lab coat, clipboard--but he has dog ears, a tail, and a dog nose.
(looks at chart)
Okay, what seems to be the problem?
I have a sharp pain in my lower abdomen. And I’ve been feeling dizzy.
Hmm. Alright. Who’s a good boy?
Whoooo’s a good boy? Who is it? C’mon!
(makes note on chart)
How’s your strength?
Dr. Dog holds out a ball.
Can you squeeze this?
The patient squeezes the ball, and it makes a squeaking sound.
DR. DOG (cont)
Now throw it.
The patient throws the ball across the room. Dr. Dog walks over, picks it up, and puts it in his pocket. He makes a note on the chart.
Good. Okay, can you walk?
(holds out leash)
Can you hold this?
The patient takes the leash.
The patient is walking Dr. Dog, who is very happy.
My abdomen still hurts.