I was on the playground, playing by myself with my toy dinosaurs. A girl came over and said, “Has anyone ever told you you’re weird?”
“No,” I said, “You’re the first one. I guess that makes you weird, huh Weirdy McWeirdenstein?”
She started to cry.
I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. Do you want to play dinosaur hunter?”
And we did.
We played as only children can.