Wednesday, September 7, 2011

I wonder if criminals hang their police sketches on the wall of their cell like you do when you get a caricature at the boardwalk.
“I don’t think it really looks like me—I mean obviously it bears some resemblance, because it did lead to my arrest.”
The police should use one of those caricaturists. He’d draw the criminal all goofy looking, with big ears and squiggly hair. And he could do that thing where the head is gigantic and has a tiny little body underneath, and the tiny body could be strangling a woman or driving a stolen car with a body in the trunk.

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