Won’t let you turn it off
Cries a lot
Builds new robots out of stuff around the house
Breast feeds in public
Watches me while I sleep
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About Me
- Doogie Horner
- I'm a comedian, writer, and graphic designer. Learn more at www.doogiehorner.com Lick my tweets at https://twitter.com/DoogieHorner
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- Comedy Fashion: Steve Allen
- Comedy Fashion: Buster
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- Iconic Movie Scenes Improved: DIE HARD, take 2
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- Iconic Movie Scenes Improved: DIE HARD
- Blockbuster, R.I.P.
- Chart
- The Perils of Self-Googling
- via imgoingtohellforthis
- Delirious. Via Henry the Worst.
- "Art is the elimination of the unnecessary." --Pic...
- The Onion AV Club dissects one of the greatest com...
- Newspeak and the Like button
- Nolan Gilbride and I
- by Kate Beaton of Hark, a Vagrant! fame
- The NYT on Philly Coffee
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- I have a list up on McSweeney's
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- I'm on the Used Wigs podcast, discussing Danzig, R...
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- Check out this Tumblr, it's pretty cool: Nice Try ...
- Fred Wilson
- Million Dollar Movie Idea #1
- GPOY. I tried to shave my beard off, but I think I...
- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- Omniana Battle
- "For relaxing times . . . make it Santori time."
- a cartoon by Tom Gauld
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- Aaron Herzog, Steve Gerben, and Doogie Horner
- the Ministry of Secret Jokes is on flickr
- Great re-imagining of the classic Abbott and Coste...
- ‘Kitsch is the inability to admit that shit exists...
- Confidence men
- Skit
- Grapefruit
- Time
- Publishing
- Comedy Fashion: Pythons
- REASONS GUNS ARE COOL
- GLITCHES MY ROBOT HAS
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- Can't Keep Johnny Down from Jennie Thwing on Vimeo...
- Bulldog
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