Monday, July 25, 2011

I have a list up on McSweeney's

Puppet shows aren’t very popular right now.

No puppets are used in my puppet show.

At the beginning of the meeting, when they asked me to please leave the lobby, I rolled my eyes.

My pitch for the show was just slowly placing a loaded gun on the receptionist’s desk.

It will be difficult for me to direct the show from jail.


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